you are so pretty it is hard to understand sometimes.
Some days I feel like i know who i am and what i like and dislike. and if you asked me if i would like a sugarysweet romantic comedy about some new york media professionals with jobs no one really knows what they do and they all live in friends type giant apartments...and the entire movie makes the fucking 'sex in the city' shows seem edgey and hip...well i would tell you 'no..no sir i would not like a movie like that. oh you said greg kinear? no probably not. wait jack jackam? the guy from wovlerine? no, ill pass..."
but then you say 'lemmie just play a minute of it for you ok? will you let me do that?"
then i'd say "sure whatever. but keep a bucket close because ill probably be puking the entire time."
and then you roll the tape and then there is ashley jud and I just start making these sounds 'awww....' and 'oh..so sweet. hi ashley.'
and the entire time i am grinning from ear to ear.
and then you turn it off and you say 'yeah. awful huh? I'll leave it off."
then i say soemthing like " well, whatever...yo know just go ahead and play the rest of it... imean lets really just see just how bad it gets...PLAY THE TAPE MAN... NOW!"
then you play it again and i start making these cooing sounds again. i probaby even tear up a few times.
then when it is done i hang my head in shame. but i already know i might be making my first dvd purchase ever.
and i begin to wish i were morgan freman because i think he has been in TWO movies with ashely.
picture from Ninnxie
I was walking around the hamburger winterdom once. thats like a carvinal in a giant parking lot in hamburg and it takes place in the middle of the winter. There are ferris wheels and things that spin you around and games and all the other stuff you find at a fair or carnival and the whole think is watched over by a giant concrete bunker thats been turned into photstudios or something.
the nice thing is that its in the winter and its pretty cold. it makes a real nice atmosphere. i would like to walk around it in the evening or at night. so one time when i was doing that it started snowing pretty hard and most people cleared out. yo can imagine that a snowy carvinal is a pretty nice thing? it is. of course it is. you've got snow and you've got lots of colored blinking lights. thats just a recipe for a really pretty setting. oh and not alot of people. oh and its getting dark... and there is wierd music playing. ok, clearly very nice setting.
So I was wandering around and i came to a kids ride area. and most of them were empty the kids or thier parents had decided riding rides in the snow wasn't fun. except for one kid. this little guy was riding a car kind of ride. the kind where the car is on a set of little train tracks that wind thru some plywood cut out town? you know the kind? the wheel turns but you are pretty sure that it doesn't control the car really because you can see the tracks below you but still you aren't 100% sure so you try real hard to follow the road carefully with your steering.
Thats what this little guy was doing. his car even had little headlights that would cut a path thru the falling snow and you could see him concentrating on staying on the road. i watched him go for quite a while. i probably looked like a creep but you had to keep watching him he was so determined to stay on the road. and then every now and then the car would turn away and he would actually sort of disappear into the darkness. Then he would come back.
and thats about it.
I bet it would be very fun to get a bunch of staplers all full of staples and then throw them at a wall.
from a safe distance of course and wearing protective glasses. but imagine that. I would to aim like head towards the wal so it hit just right and the stapler got off one real stapling before it exploded into a cloud of raw staples.
blash!
no hard feelings ok vox? i already had the wordpress blog when I got your invite anyway. its not like i left you for wordpress. but then the wordpress blog being such that it was hosted on my site with teh crappy hosting company with the crappy backup plan which is no backup plan at all blew the whole thing up.
So anyway I'm back. and probably only even temporary even so don't get all clingy either.
but i was reading over some of my old vox posts and you know what? i really cant spell for fuck. here I am LOLing at these horrendeous emails or letters from lindsey lohan and then I look at my shit? I could probably learn a few sentence structure tips from that gal.
anyway that wasnt really what i was going to say i was going to mention that i actually got a few good LOL's from some of my old vox blog posts. so there you go. and that story about the guy who keeps hearing construction sounds when he is trying to sleep? STILL SCARY! a real chiller.
anyway do your self a favor and go reread all my old posts. you will thank us both.
in other more sadder news... my fucking real blog is GONE..really totally gone. you can goolge 'little animals' and maybe find some old classis that way but more or less its gone for good. remember whne the library at alexendria burned? its alot like that. only nothing here is written in hiroglyphs!
so im back vox. does anyone else still post here to vox?
hello? hello?
