2 posts tagged “movies”

you are so pretty it is hard to understand sometimes.

Some days I feel like i know who i am and what i like and dislike. and if you asked me if i would like a sugarysweet romantic comedy about some new york media professionals with jobs no one really knows what they do and they all live in friends type giant apartments...and the entire movie makes the fucking 'sex in the city' shows seem edgey and hip...well i would tell you 'no..no sir i would not like a movie like that. oh you said greg kinear? no probably not. wait jack jackam? the guy from wovlerine? no, ill pass..."

but then you say 'lemmie just play a minute of it for you ok? will you let me do that?"

then i'd say "sure whatever. but keep a bucket close because ill probably be puking the entire time."

and then you roll the tape and then there is ashley jud and I just start making these sounds 'awww....' and 'oh..so sweet. hi ashley.'
and the entire time i am grinning from ear to ear.
and then you turn it off and you say 'yeah. awful huh? I'll leave it off."
then i say soemthing like " well, whatever...yo know just go ahead and play the rest of it...  imean lets really just see just how bad it gets...PLAY THE TAPE MAN... NOW!"

then you play it again and i start making these cooing sounds again. i probaby even tear up a few times.

then when it is done i hang my head in shame. but i already know i might be making my first dvd purchase ever.

and i begin to wish i were morgan freman because i think he has been in TWO movies with ashely.

I watched Mask last night.  For like the 20,000 time. that movie just shows up on TV and you say 'heh, mask.' and the next thing you know you are on the couch clenching your teeth so you dont cry.

some things about Mask:

• Cher - really. what a pretty lady.
• Rocky - what a charmer. I mean imagine being in highschool with a huge face like that? gotta be tuff (that was part of the message if the film 'having a huge face = tuff life').
• Sam Elliot - FUCK! this guy. Why do people make movies with people like bruce wilis or shit when there is this guy. probably the coolest baddest dude ever. but at the same time he seems pretty nice. you know?
• Gar - Whoa. also cool. heres something I want to talk about. Gar comes back to town, he's been away for a while but obviously there are still 'sparks' between him and cher.  Unfortunatetly she is with another guy but she can't stop watching Gar. And he is still pretty into her. Anyway they first (re)cross paths at a biker picnic and somehow he must get word that cher will be hosting a party either later that evening or the next night.  Gar really wants to get her back so that afternoon he goes to the mall and finds the t-shirt express.  He asks the clerk there to fire up the iron and print him out one black t with with letters that read "moustache rides".  Later that night he walks into chers house with that shirt and DOES NOT MENTION IT.  He just shows up. That is how you get a lady. any lady.
  IF you get a cool iron-on t-shirt made special for a party do not show up at the party and say "check IT OUT!!!! moustache rides!" just chill. you know what it says. you know everyone is reading it. let them come to you.
• bikers - pretty awesome people. they look hard and mean but they are mostly softies. JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!
  

And thats about it. really that movie is pretty awesome. its it heartstring puller and as manipulative as the rest of them but when i'm watching it I really don't care because cher is so pretty, gar is so cool, and that Rocky. he just can't be knocked down.

I do wish he had cleared the air with his lifelong buddy who backed out of the european motorclying trip though before he kicked off. because now his buddy is completely bummed and if he just hadn't told Rocky so soon Rocky might have gone on to the great reward thinking he was still goign to ride across europe with his bud and his bud could have been 'whew.' and convinced himself he would have rode with Rocky.