2 posts tagged “saying”

so every year around the new years time i like to come up with a new saying for myself. You know these now as what most people call 'slayings' because they are sayings that totally kill! so with the new year just behind us I felt it was time for a brand new 'slaying'. try this one out on your friends and see if they don't think you are the creme in the crop!

here goes. imagine someone says something pretty gross to you. or shows you something gross. or does something gross. you get what i mean? like they say..."My lunch had a metal screw in it" thatsgross! or maybe "I would like ot have sex with condolezza Rice." you go "ew gross!"

maybe they are chewingo n a tunafish sandwich and you say "what are you eating?" and theny say "SEEFOOD!" and they open thier mouth and show you the inside with all the chewedup gross tuna and white bread and saliva. very gross. but you reply. "why is your mouth open. i get it you are eating tuna." because tuna is actually Seafood. so the joke bombs because 1. its gross. 2. you cant HEAR homophones.

ok but instead of saying "ewwww. gross!" to any of these things because that is pretty boring you just shake your head and go "brrrr!". that's pretty hot isn't it? the idea is that you are so chilled by the grossness of what you have just seen or heard that you have to say "brrr!" like its so cold from grossness.

try it out. people will be very impressed.

your friend who treid grossing you out with his half eaten tuan sandwich will just stand there with his mouth continueing to stay open going "whaa...whay di you jus sa bbrrr? wha doe tha mea? brr? get it...im eatin seefoo? see? foo?"

then you walk away.

brrr!

My latest slaying was just created (by me obviously) at another site i frequent. It is so good I would like to share it here:

"No one ever went broke from selling pitchforks to villagers!"

thats it. pretty great I have to admit.