1 post tagged “the judds”

you are so pretty it is hard to understand sometimes.

Some days I feel like i know who i am and what i like and dislike. and if you asked me if i would like a sugarysweet romantic comedy about some new york media professionals with jobs no one really knows what they do and they all live in friends type giant apartments...and the entire movie makes the fucking 'sex in the city' shows seem edgey and hip...well i would tell you 'no..no sir i would not like a movie like that. oh you said greg kinear? no probably not. wait jack jackam? the guy from wovlerine? no, ill pass..."

but then you say 'lemmie just play a minute of it for you ok? will you let me do that?"

then i'd say "sure whatever. but keep a bucket close because ill probably be puking the entire time."

and then you roll the tape and then there is ashley jud and I just start making these sounds 'awww....' and 'oh..so sweet. hi ashley.'
and the entire time i am grinning from ear to ear.
and then you turn it off and you say 'yeah. awful huh? I'll leave it off."
then i say soemthing like " well, whatever...yo know just go ahead and play the rest of it...  imean lets really just see just how bad it gets...PLAY THE TAPE MAN... NOW!"

then you play it again and i start making these cooing sounds again. i probaby even tear up a few times.

then when it is done i hang my head in shame. but i already know i might be making my first dvd purchase ever.

and i begin to wish i were morgan freman because i think he has been in TWO movies with ashely.